CAIRO – A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday. After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his [...]
Posts from ‘May, 2009’
There’s Salami in my brain!!!!!
SALAMI. IN. MY. BRAIN.
Forever Damned
As the last of the tree-vampires (trampires), he was condemned to spend a static, immobile tree-life struggling with the curse of type-A vaginal mouth herpes. “Noooooo!” he moaned in his deep, earthy baritone tree-voice; realizing the cruel irony of his tree-fate.
Economy Wars 2: Commencement Day Massacre
The future looked bleak for this fresh piece of graduated meat, but he wasn’t going to take it lying down. Oh no, he was going to do something about it. And now Jory’s battle robe contains an arsenal of over 20 weapons! (including ball-busters like Music Theory, Logic, Western European Civilization, and the Classic Knife)! Choose wisely and unleash hell upon the competition.
New Guys, Two Cups.
She was twenty years his elder. What she lacked in youth, she made up for in age. ‘Fondle me with your manhood, Panhands,’ she panted, ‘Slap these old bones! Make me feel young again!” Within your womb I plant this seed. Then I will be done with you. Do not contact me.
Memoir: Year 498
Feltwell ignored the voice and grabbed more downers.”Down the throat-hole!” At least it was easier to swallow these days, especially after last night. The veiny skin of his throat masked the mangled ruin of his esophagus. Straddling the picket-fence of overdose, he wavered in and out of consciousness.