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		<title>Lottery Winner is giving away $159 Million &#8211; Any Takers?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fred Hughes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t believe someone would win $159 million in the lottery and then give it all away!
He says, &#8220;What can I buy with money besides things that I don&#8217;t need.&#8221;  Lottery Winner is giving away 159 Million Dollars &#8211; Any Takers?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t believe someone would win $159 million in the lottery and then give it all away!<br />
He says, &#8220;What can I buy with money besides things that I don&#8217;t need.&#8221;  <a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbpmeaeVTrI'>Lottery Winner is giving away 159 Million Dollars &#8211; Any Takers?</a></p>
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		<title>High school diploma at 90</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 05:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHICAGO – A 90-year-old suburban Chicago woman who dropped out of school to help her family during the Great Depression now has her high school diploma.  Eleanor Benz left Chicago Public Schools&#8217; Lake View High in 1936 during her senior year to take a job. Over the following decades she moved to the suburb [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CHICAGO – A 90-year-old suburban Chicago woman who dropped out of school to help her family during the Great Depression now has her high school diploma.  Eleanor Benz left Chicago Public Schools&#8217; Lake View High in 1936 during her senior year to take a job. Over the following decades she moved to the suburb of Gurnee and had 15 children, 54 grandchildren and 37 great-grandchildren.<br />
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Benz attended night school for typing and bookkeeping, but she recently told one of her daughters that never completing high school was one of her greatest disappointments. Her children contacted Lake View, and the school approved Benz&#8217;s diploma.  This week, at her 90th birthday party, Benz&#8217;s family presented her with the diploma and a 2009 gown and cap with a 1936 tassel.</p>
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		<title>25 year old man cuts off penis</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:38:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CAIRO – A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.  After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CAIRO – A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.  After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.<span id="more-1220"></span></p>
<p>The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, one of Egypt&#8217;s poorest and most conservative areas that is also home to the famed ancient Egyptian ruins of Luxor.  The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added citing the police report filed after the incident.</p>
<p>The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak with the press, added that the man was still recovering in the hospital.  Traditionally, marriages in these conservative part of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families — and are rarely for love.</p>
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		<title>There&#8217;s Salami in my brain!!!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salami-in-my-brain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SALAMI. IN. MY. BRAIN.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh My God! There&#8217;s salami in my brain!</p>
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		<title>Forever Damned</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 06:33:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AandPShorts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the last of the tree-vampires (trampires), he was condemned to spend a static, immobile tree-life struggling with the curse of type-A vaginal mouth herpes. "Noooooo!" he moaned in his deep, earthy baritone tree-voice; realizing the cruel irony of his tree-fate.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: arial;"><em>The moon was full, as full as her eyes, as well as her other quite voluptuous features. He knew he would have her, all of her, leaving not a stone unturned. The deed was done when they became one. </em></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: arial;"><em><strong>2.</strong> Five days had passed, and his tree-like tree lips were itching. Even with fervent effort, he could not abate the sensation. He groaned for his sappy salve-spigot that he could not reach. As the last of the tree-vampires (trampires), he was condemned to spend a static, immobile tree-life struggling with the curse of type-A vaginal mouth herpes. &#8220;Noooooo!&#8221; he moaned in his deep, earthy baritone tree-voice; realizing the cruel irony of his tree-fate. &#8220;God-damn the fleshy succubus, tempting me with the taste of her mortal pleasures.&#8221; &#8220;No means NO among our kind!&#8221; </em></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: arial;"><em><strong>Chapter 3.</strong> She felt longer by the day. Unable to dispel the lingering taste of pine needles, she wondered how long the abomination would fester inside her womb&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; </em></span></p>
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		<title>Economy Wars 2:  Commencement Day Massacre</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 06:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AandPShorts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The future looked bleak for this fresh piece of graduated meat, but he wasn't going to take it lying down. Oh no, he was going to do something about it. And now Jory's battle robe contains an arsenal of over 20 weapons! (including ball-busters like Music Theory, Logic, Western European Civilization, and the Classic Knife)! Choose wisely and unleash hell upon the competition.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>THIS GAMES GONNA BE HOT!!!</p>
<p></strong>Join Jory Jobless in the ultimate battle for money, stature, and success, as he takes on the world trying to find high-paying work! The future looked bleak for this fresh piece of graduated meat, but he wasn&#8217;t going to take it lying down. Oh no, he was going to do something about it. And now Jory&#8217;s battle robe contains an arsenal of over 20 weapons! (including ball-busters like Music Theory, Logic, Western European Civilization, and the Classic Knife)! Choose wisely and unleash hell upon the competition. Use the all new interactive manipulation contol to create feux-alliances of destruction!Collect charm manna points to summon professors toward your cause before your enemies do! Gain influence among the elite! The more applications and resumes you distribute, the higher your experience points will go! Sleep with your buddy&#8217;s girlfriend to depress him, stifle his motivation, and eliminate him from consideration! Careful though! Bang too many GF&#8217;s and unruly mobs of angry boyfriends can form quickly! Take potential employers out for drinks, but careful! Drink too much and they might not want to hire you. But get them drunk and watch your success reach sky high!</p>
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		<title>New Guys, Two Cups.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 06:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AandPShorts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[She was twenty years his elder. What she lacked in youth, she made up for in age. 'Fondle me with your manhood, Panhands,' she panted, 'Slap these old bones! Make me feel young again!'' Within your womb I plant this seed. Then I will be done with you. Do not contact me. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In came the Stranger. He looked more disheveled. His face looked like he&#8217;d seen a thousand lifetimes. And then he spoke the words: &#8220;I am child&#8217;s daddy.&#8221; Dallas could only look the other way, smelling of his gin-soaked alcoholic&#8217;s perfume. Something started to stir…in his cup. It was him, he was stirring it.</p>
<p><strong>Chapter Two:</strong> <em>Daynights and Nightmoons</em></p>
<p>Finding yourself is never easy. Especially for Dallas Panhands, born in Reno, he had a habit of hating himself, sometimes physically. Other times, hypothetically. Then came one of the visions. It hit with the hot heat of a thousand summers, squared. His brain hurt, but no more than usual. Like a wrinkle in time, he found himself wanting to disappear. &#8216;Kill me,&#8217; he said to no one in particular. As always, the absence of God&#8217;s cruel hand left him alive, yet empty. &#8216;Just one more day,&#8217; he thought to himself, &#8216;and I&#8217;ll do it. God give me strength!&#8217; Dallas kissed his wife good morning. His hand groped, grovelled at her chest. The once firm bosom of yesteryear had gone soft, limp, like putty. Deep in her eyes, she thought he knew, he needed the affair.</p>
<p><strong>Chapter 3:</strong> <em>The Affair&#8230;.</em></p>
<p>The room was dark, and dank, but the mood was alive; tense. INtense. Hot. She was twenty years his elder. What she lacked in youth, she made up for in age. &#8216;Fondle me with your manhood, Panhands,&#8217; she panted, &#8216;Slap these old bones! Make me feel young again!&#8221; Within your womb I plant this seed. Then I will be done with you. Do not contact me.</p>
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		<title>Memoir:  Year 498</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 06:28:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AandPShorts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Feltwell ignored the voice and grabbed more downers."Down the throat-hole!" At least it was easier to swallow these days, especially after last night. The veiny skin of his throat masked the mangled ruin of his esophagus. Straddling the picket-fence of overdose, he wavered in and out of consciousness.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The nuclear sun spelled a foreboding omen to the people of Thermodea. Change was abound, singing the air with the nervous energy of bloodfire&#8230;in the sky. Chet Irving Feltwell did not feel good at all. Captain of the Decepticon 3rd Brigade, it was his responsibility to lead this randy crew of battle-hardened robots and amateur farmhands. As per custom before every battle, the captain popped so many downers he could hardly see straight. But Cpl. Sadwack didn&#8217;t choose him for his life-threatening addictions. He chose him for his instinct, his surefire fortitude, and his complete lack of human emotion. But then something extraordinary happened. Echoing in his ears like a night-whisper, a single word spelled prophecy: Kill. But it was more than that; a deeper kind of kill. Feltwell ignored the voice and grabbed more downers.&#8221;Down the throat-hole!&#8221; At least it was easier to swallow these days, especially after last night. The veiny skin of his throat masked the mangled ruin of his esophagus. Straddling the picket-fence of overdose, he wavered in and out of consciousness. &#8220;Captain,&#8221; said Omnibot 1AD Codename: FoxHawk.&#8221; Just fine,&#8221; responded Chet, &#8220;Never been better, Omnibot 1AD Codename: FoxHawk.&#8221; Although seeing through a washy haze, he knew the perfect time to strike. He always knew. That&#8217;s why he was the best. In a blink his men were off. &#8220;Fast bastards,&#8221; he thought, as they had already disappeared over the horizon. &#8220;Mount!&#8221; he cried as Omnibot 1AD Codename: FoxHawk transformed into his default form, a pegasus. Flying at the speed of the gods, he felt the swift winds around him, repeating the ominious whisper: Kill. He recognized the voice. It was&#8230;the same voice he had heard a minute ago, also whispering &#8220;Kill.&#8221; &#8220;Damn ear-rot,&#8221; he grumbled. &#8220;Incoming transmission!&#8221; Pegasus 1AD Codename: FoxHawk squawked. &#8220;We have been defeated. Fuck. End transmission, sir.&#8221; &#8220;Damn&#8230;missed another one,&#8221; he thought. &#8220;Come on, old boy, not this time.&#8221; he growled to Pegasus 1AD Codename: FoxHawk, &#8220;I bet you&#8217;re hungry, anyway.&#8221; A few more downers and a weeks sleep never felt so good.</p>
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		<title>Coffee shop customers pick up other&#8217;s tabs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 11:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – Some customers at Starbucks shops around the Birmingham area have been getting an extra ingredient with their coffee: Kindness. Customers at shops in eastern Birmingham, Hoover and Vestavia Hills are paying it forward by anonymously picking up the tabs of others.
Sharon Dierking got a taste of the movement when she pulled up [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – Some customers at Starbucks shops around the Birmingham area have been getting an extra ingredient with their coffee: Kindness. Customers at shops in eastern Birmingham, Hoover and Vestavia Hills are paying it forward by anonymously picking up the tabs of others.<span id="more-1202"></span></p>
<p>Sharon Dierking got a taste of the movement when she pulled up to the window at a Starbucks on U.S. 280 and the barista told her the driver in the car ahead of her had paid for her order.  &#8220;I was completely dumbfounded, but I was thrilled,&#8221; she said.  Dierking was last in line that day, but was able to return the kindness to another at a Starbucks in Inverness a few days later.  &#8220;It makes you feel good and it brightens your day,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>A Starbucks spokeswoman said the Seattle-based company promoted a Cheer Pass program in 2007 to remind customers to spread kindness, but the recent phenomenon is &#8220;consumer-driven.&#8221;  Catherine Ryan Hyde, author of the book &#8220;Pay It Forward,&#8221; launched the movement in 2000. Hyde wrote the book after two strangers helped her when she was stranded on a California road and her car caught fire.  Stacie Elm, a barista at an Alabaster Starbucks, said a line of five cars recently paid it forward. Customers are usually surprised to find out their order is already paid for, she said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Most are like, &#8216;You&#8217;re kidding,&#8217;&#8221; she said.</p>
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		<title>Woman forges bankruptcy seal to save electric</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 11:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PITTSBURGH – A Pittsburgh woman made a fake federal bankruptcy court seal on a document in hopes a utility company wouldn&#8217;t cut off her electric service. Dorothy Hunt, 41, pleaded guilty to the counterfeiting charge Thursday and faces up to five years in prison when she&#8217;s sentenced Aug. 6.
Prosecutors said Hunt owed Duquesne Light more [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PITTSBURGH – A Pittsburgh woman made a fake federal bankruptcy court seal on a document in hopes a utility company wouldn&#8217;t cut off her electric service. Dorothy Hunt, 41, pleaded guilty to the counterfeiting charge Thursday and faces up to five years in prison when she&#8217;s sentenced Aug. 6.<span id="more-1200"></span></p>
<p>Prosecutors said Hunt owed Duquesne Light more than $1,500 and tried to trick the company into believing she had filed for bankruptcy protection so the wouldn&#8217;t try to collect the debt and shut off her power in the process. Hunt faked the document in October 2005.  It wasn&#8217;t immediately clear how the delinquent bill was resolved. Hunt&#8217;s public defender said she can&#8217;t comment.</p>
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		<title>Ohio teacher took students to strip club</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 11:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HAMILTON, Ohio – A school spokesman said a southwest Ohio teacher has resigned after acknowledging she accompanied four female students to a male strip club. Butler Tech school district spokesman Bill Solazzo said the 47-year-old teacher resigned Thursday.
He said the teacher told Edgewood High School administrators that the students, all cheerleaders, asked her to take [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAMILTON, Ohio – A school spokesman said a southwest Ohio teacher has resigned after acknowledging she accompanied four female students to a male strip club. Butler Tech school district spokesman Bill Solazzo said the 47-year-old teacher resigned Thursday.<span id="more-1198"></span></p>
<p>He said the teacher told Edgewood High School administrators that the students, all cheerleaders, asked her to take them to the bar in February.  The teacher told school officials in an e-mail that she got permission from the parents of the 17- and 18-year-olds to bring them to the club.  The teacher taught marketing at the school and previously served as a coach for the district&#8217;s eighth-grade cheerleaders.</p>
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		<title>Kansas couple married for 67 years die hours apart</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 11:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TROY, Kan. – Residents of a northeast Kansas town are mourning the deaths just hours apart of an elderly couple who were married 67 years. Arnita Yingling died in her sleep early Saturday at the family&#8217;s home in Troy. She was 93. Six hours later her 95-year-old husband, Lyle, died at a nursing home in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TROY, Kan. – Residents of a northeast Kansas town are mourning the deaths just hours apart of an elderly couple who were married 67 years. Arnita Yingling died in her sleep early Saturday at the family&#8217;s home in Troy. She was 93. Six hours later her 95-year-old husband, Lyle, died at a nursing home in the nearby town of Wathena.<span id="more-1196"></span></p>
<p>At their funeral Wednesday, friends and relatives described the two as inseparable. Some found comfort knowing neither would have to live without the other.  The Yinglings were married in 1941. Both were born on northeast Kansas farms and were active in Troy as members of their church and civic organizations.</p>
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		<title>Woman gets shot in head, but makes tea</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 11:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – A Mississippi woman who was shot in the head not only survived but made herself tea and offered an astonished deputy something to drink, authorities said Friday. Tammy Sexton, 47, remained hospitalized three days after being wounded by her husband, who killed himself after he shot his wife. A bullet struck her [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – A Mississippi woman who was shot in the head not only survived but made herself tea and offered an astonished deputy something to drink, authorities said Friday. Tammy Sexton, 47, remained hospitalized three days after being wounded by her husband, who killed himself after he shot his wife. A bullet struck her squarely in the forehead, passed through her skull and exited through the back of her head, authorities said. She is expected to fully recover.<span id="more-1194"></span></p>
<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s no way she should be alive other than a miracle from God,&#8221; said Sheriff Mike Byrd of Jackson County, Miss.</p>
<p>Byrd said deputies were looking for Sexton&#8217;s husband, Donald Ray Sexton, earlier in the week to give him a document ordering him to stay away from his wife. Court records show he was put on probation for six months on April 9 for domestic violence.</p>
<p>He showed up at their home in rural Jackson County in Southeast Mississippi about 12:10 a.m. Tuesday and confronted his wife as a relative ran next door to call police, the sheriff said.</p>
<p>&#8220;She was at her bed, and he shot her right in the head,&#8221; Byrd said. &#8220;Then he went out on the back porch and shot himself.&#8221;</p>
<p>A deputy was greeted by the woman when he arrived minutes after she was shot with the slug from a .380-caliber handgun.</p>
<p>&#8220;When the officer got there she said, `What&#8217;s going on?&#8217; She was holding a rag on her head and talking. She was conscious, but she was confused about what had happened,&#8221; he said. &#8220;She had made herself some tea and offered the officer something to drink.&#8221;</p>
<p>Byrd said the bullet apparently passed through the lobes of the woman&#8217;s brain without causing major damage. She was rushed to a Mobile hospital by a helicopter.</p>
<p>While such cases may be rare, a neurosurgeon who wasn&#8217;t involved in Sexton&#8217;s case said such an outcome is possible. Medical journals also confirm people have been shot in the head with little or no lasting injury.</p>
<p>&#8220;There is a space in the brain where a missile could pass without doing any major damage. Is it possible? Yes. It would be rare,&#8221; said Dr. Patrick Pritchard, an assistant professor of surgery at the University of Alabama-Birmingham.</p>
<p>The sheriff called the case bizarre.</p>
<p>&#8220;You just don&#8217;t hear of something like this. Somebody gets shot in the head and they&#8217;re dead,&#8221; Byrd said.</p>
<p>___</p>
<p><em>By JAY REEVES, Associated Press Writer, Associated Press writer Holbrook Mohr in Jackson, Miss., contributed to this report.</em></p>
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		<title>Saudi man divorces wife by text message</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 05:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[RIYADH (Reuters) – A Saudi man has divorced his wife by text message, a newspaper said on Thursday.  The man was in Iraq when he sent the SMS informing her she was no longer his spouse. He followed up with a telephone call to two of his relatives, the daily Arab News reported.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>RIYADH (Reuters) – A Saudi man has divorced his wife by text message, a newspaper said on Thursday.  The man was in Iraq when he sent the SMS informing her she was no longer his spouse. He followed up with a telephone call to two of his relatives, the daily Arab News reported.<span id="more-1192"></span></p>
<p>A court in the Red Sea city of Jeddah finalised the split &#8212; the first known divorce in Saudi Arabia by text message &#8212; after summoning the two relatives to check they had received word of the husband&#8217;s intention, the paper said.  Saudi Arabia practises a strict form of Islamic Sharia law, and clerics preside over Sharia courts as judges. Under the law a man can divorce his wife by saying &#8220;I divorce you&#8221; three times.  The Saudi man was in Iraq to participate in &#8220;what he described as &#8216;jihad&#8217;,&#8221; according to the Arab News. Many Saudis have gone to fight with al Qaeda militants against the Iraqi government and U.S. forces.</p>
<p>(Reporting by Asma Alsharif)</p>
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		<title>Caveman thwarts store robber with step ladder</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 05:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ACWORTH, Ga. – Police said a would-be robber got more than he bargained for when he tried to rob a Quik Thrift store with a knife. A quick-thinking customer, known only as &#8220;Caveman,&#8221; grabbed a step ladder and hit the suspect at least once Monday. The customer chased the suspect from the store using the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ACWORTH, Ga. – Police said a would-be robber got more than he bargained for when he tried to rob a Quik Thrift store with a knife. A quick-thinking customer, known only as &#8220;Caveman,&#8221; grabbed a step ladder and hit the suspect at least once Monday. The customer chased the suspect from the store using the ladder as protection.<span id="more-1190"></span></p>
<p>Police said the suspect had threatened to cut the store clerk&#8217;s neck if money wasn&#8217;t handed over. Police said the suspect escaped with some money, but he dropped much of it when he was hit with the ladder.  Police are still searching for the suspect.</p>
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