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		<title>Man faked his way into Harvard University</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 06:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By MARK PRATT, Associated Press Writer Mark Pratt, Associated Press Writer WOBURN, Mass. – A Delaware man has been charged with faking his way into Harvard and duping the Ivy League school out of $45,000 in financial aid, grants and scholarships. Adam Wheeler, 23, of Milton, Del., was admitted to Harvard and became a student [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.wastednews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/wheeler.jpg" alt="" title="ODD Academic Fraud Probe" width="276" height="344" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1364" /><em>By MARK PRATT, Associated Press Writer Mark Pratt, Associated Press Writer</em><br />
WOBURN, Mass. – A Delaware man has been charged with faking his way into Harvard and duping the Ivy League school out of $45,000 in financial aid, grants and scholarships.</p>
<p>Adam Wheeler, 23, of Milton, Del., was admitted to Harvard and became a student in 2007 after he falsely claimed he had earned a perfect academic record at Phillips Academy in Andover and had studied for a year at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, prosecutors said Monday.</p>
<p>Ultimately, authorities said, Wheeler&#8217;s attempts to be an overachiever were his undoing: Harvard started to look into Wheeler&#8217;s background after he sought the school&#8217;s endorsement for Rhodes and Fulbright scholarships. A professor reviewing his application noticed similarities between Wheeler&#8217;s writing and that of a colleague, prosecutors said.<span id="more-1363"></span></p>
<p>Wheeler was indicted on 20 offenses, including larceny, identity fraud and pretending to hold a degree. He was arrested Monday by Massachusetts authorities and scheduled for arraignment Tuesday in Middlesex Superior Court.</p>
<p>Wheeler, who was studying English, was trying to transfer to Yale and Brown when he got caught in the &#8220;web of lies and deceit,&#8221; Middlesex County District Attorney Gerry Leone said.</p>
<p>&#8220;This defendant&#8217;s actions cheated those who competed honestly and fairly for admissions and for the scholarships that this defendant fraudulently obtained,&#8221; Leone said.</p>
<p>A number listed to Adam Wheeler in Milton, Del., had been disconnected. Leone&#8217;s office did not know whether he had a lawyer.</p>
<p>In January, authorities say, Wheeler submitted transfer applications to Yale and Brown. In his applications, Wheeler said he was employed by McLean Hospital, a psychiatric facility affiliated with Harvard, even though he was not, Leone said. His transfer application included faked recommendations from an employee at the hospital and from his former Harvard dean, Leone said.</p>
<p>Harvard released a statement saying it could not discuss individual cases because of federal privacy laws and referred all questions to the Middlesex District Attorney&#8217;s office.</p>
<p>Before attending Harvard, Wheeler was a student at Bowdoin College in Maine from 2005-07, but was suspended for academic dishonesty, authorities said.</p>
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		<title>Fired for griping about tip on Facebook</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 06:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHARLOTTE, N.C. – A North Carolina waitress is out of a job after griping on her Facebook page about the $5 tip she got from a couple who sat at their table for three hours. The waitress says the customers kept her at work an hour after she was supposed to clock out. The Charlotte [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CHARLOTTE, N.C. – A North Carolina waitress is out of a job after griping on her Facebook  page about the $5 tip she got from a couple who sat at their table for three hours. The waitress says the customers kept her at work an hour after she was supposed to clock out.</p>
<p>The Charlotte Observer reported Monday that 22-year-old Ashley Johnson felt slighted after waiting on the couple at Brixx Pizza.<span id="more-1361"></span></p>
<p>So she blasted the couple on Facebook, calling them cheap and mentioning the restaurant by name.</p>
<p>Brixx officials told Johnson a couple of days later that she was being fired because she violated a company policy banning workers from speaking disparagingly about customers and casting the restaurant in a bad light on a social network.</p>
<p>Johnson says she has apologized to Brixx and is looking for a new job.</p>
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		<title>Man ask Jail Officials to take him back</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 01:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VIERA, Fla. – A Florida man has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for violating his probation by trying to break into the Brevard County jail. A judged sentenced 25-year-old Sylvester Jiles of Cocoa on Monday. He was convicted in January of trespassing on jail property and resisting an officer. Authorities say Jiles tried [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1359" style="margin: 5px;" title="ODD Inmate Misses Jail" src="http://www.wastednews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sylvester_jiles.jpg" alt="" width="279" height="345" />VIERA, Fla. – A Florida man has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for violating his probation by trying to break into the Brevard County jail. A judged sentenced 25-year-old Sylvester Jiles of Cocoa on Monday. He was convicted in January of trespassing on jail property and resisting an officer.</p>
<p>Authorities say Jiles tried to climb a 12-foot fence at the Brevard County Detention Center in August. He was caught and hospitalized with severe cuts from the barbed wire. He had been released a week earlier after accepting a plea deal on a manslaughter charge. Jiles had begged jail officials to take him back into custody, saying he feared retaliation from the victim&#8217;s family. Jail officials said they couldn&#8217;t take him in and told him to file a police report.</p>
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		<title>Colorado topless gardener complaints prompt new rules</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 08:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BOULDER, Colorado. – A woman gardening wearing only a yellow thong and pink gloves has brought neighborhood complaints and new rules from a housing authority in Colorado. Boulder Housing Partners plans to amend its rules so that tenants cover up when they&#8217;re outside. Several passers-by told Boulder police earlier this week that 52-year-old Catharine Pierce [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BOULDER, Colorado. – A woman gardening wearing only a yellow thong and pink gloves has brought neighborhood complaints and new rules from a housing authority in Colorado. Boulder Housing Partners plans to amend its rules so that tenants cover up when they&#8217;re outside. Several passers-by told Boulder police earlier this week that 52-year-old Catharine Pierce was topless while tending to her yard. Last year, she was threatened with eviction for gardening wearing only pasties and a thong.</p>
<p>Police responding to Wednesday&#8217;s reports decided Pierce wasn&#8217;t breaking any laws. Robert Pierce said he&#8217;ll fight changes that would keep his wife from gardening outside topless, which is legal under state and city law. &#8220;They&#8217;re making a big mistake,&#8221; he said. <span id="more-1348"></span></p>
<p>Boulder Housing Partners Executive Director Betsey Martens didn&#8217;t return a phone call Friday seeking details on how covered residents would have to be. She told the Daily Camera newspaper that people have complained for years about the couple often going outside wearing only thong underwear. Robert Pierce said the new rules wouldn&#8217;t discourage the couple. &#8220;We&#8217;ll stay the way we have to stay,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>The City Council is scheduled in April to consider expanding the city&#8217;s anti-nudity ordinance, but a draft proposal to make it an offense for women to go topless in public was removed. City spokesman Patrick von Keyserling said the housing authority is a separate entity and that the city can&#8217;t dictate the agency&#8217;s rules.</p>
<p>Judd Golden, chairman of the Boulder County chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union, said neighborhoods are generally able to make their own rules for residents to follow. But he said the ACLU does not support limits that are more restrictive than the law.</p>
<p>___</p>
<p><em>Information from: Daily Camera, http://www.dailycamera.com/</em></p>
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		<title>US states name and shame tax cheats</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON (AFP) – Americans who don&#8217;t pay their taxes face hefty fines, can have their property seized or their wages withheld. Or worse still, they could find themselves named and shamed on the Internet. The east coast state of Maryland on Thursday published on the Internet its annual &#8220;Caught in the Web&#8221; list of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WASHINGTON (AFP) – Americans who don&#8217;t pay their taxes face hefty fines, can have their property seized or their wages withheld. Or worse still, they could find themselves named and shamed on the Internet.</p>
<p>The east coast state of Maryland on Thursday published on the Internet its annual &#8220;Caught in the Web&#8221; list of the 50 biggest tax dodgers in the state, along with the amount the scofflaws owe.</p>
<p>At the top of this year&#8217;s list is the name and address of a resident of Towson, near Baltimore, who owes the state more than half a million dollars. Nipping at his heels is a company that owes more than 400,000 dollars.<br />
<span id="more-1354"></span><br />
Maryland began publishing its list 10 years ago, and since then, &#8220;We&#8217;ve brought in 25 million dollars as a result of shaming these folks into paying up,&#8221; Christine Feldmann, a spokeswoman for the state comptroller&#8217;s office, told AFP.</p>
<p>&#8220;We see this as an issue of fairness and of bringing in every penny we can for the state, especially in this economy when every cent counts,&#8221; said Feldmann.</p>
<p>In the wealthy, northeastern state of Connecticut, 3,000 tax cheats have been outed since June 2007. Two-thirds of them felt such shame that they paid up, bringing in 190 million dollars to state coffers.</p>
<p>Based on the success of Connecticut, Maryland and some 20 other states that name and shame tax cheats, New York launched its own &#8220;site of shame&#8221; this month, hoping to recoup billions in back taxes.</p>
<p>&#8220;When we ask working families to sacrifice more and more during this difficult economic downturn, we need to first make sure that everyone is already paying their fair share,&#8221; said New York Democratic Assemblyman William Colton, who was the driving force behind the list.</p>
<p>The first of 250 individual tax-dodgers outed on the New York list has tax warrants against him for more than 16 million dollars, including one for more than 14 million dollars in sales tax, the list shows.</p>
<p>The names and debts are public information because judgements were recorded in state courts against individuals and companies before they were added to the lists.</p>
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		<title>Burglar logs into MySpace on store computer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[KENNEWICK, Washington. – A burglar who spent about five hours on a store&#8217;s computer after breaking into the business gave police all the clues they needed to track him down. Investigators said the 17-year-old logged into his MySpace account while at Bella Office Furniture and that made it easy for them to find him. He [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>KENNEWICK, Washington. – A burglar who spent about five hours on a store&#8217;s computer after breaking into the business gave police all the clues they needed to track him down. Investigators said the 17-year-old logged into his MySpace account while at Bella Office Furniture and that made it easy for them to find him. <span id="more-1350"></span>He also spent time looking at pornography and trying to sell stolen items, all while using the business&#8217; computer.</p>
<p>He was arrested Tuesday and charged with first degree burglary. Kennewick Police said he helped officers recover a cell phone stolen in the break-in.</p>
<p>____</p>
<p>Information from KONA: http://konaradio.com</p>
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		<title>U.S. Airways Match Lighter Wanted for Identity Fraud</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BOSTON – A man from Maine who struck a match on a U.S. Airways flight to Boston&#8217;s Logan International Airport is facing some heat — but not over matches. Massachusetts State Police detained 50-year-old Paul Prater of Sanford on Wednesday over an outstanding identity fraud warrant in Canton, Ga. State police spokesman David Procopio said [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BOSTON – A man from Maine  who struck a match on a U.S. Airways flight to Boston&#8217;s Logan International Airport is facing some heat — but not over matches. Massachusetts State Police detained 50-year-old Paul Prater of Sanford on Wednesday over an outstanding identity fraud warrant in Canton, Ga. State police spokesman David Procopio said no charges have been brought for the match lighting, which Prater called an accident.<span id="more-1352"></span></p>
<p>Prater told police the match ignited when he pulled a package from his pocket during the flight from Washington, D.C.</p>
<p>Prater pleaded not guilty Thursday in East Boston District Court to a fugitive charge. He was held on $5,000 bail and ordered to return to Georgia within five days to clear the warrant. It was unclear if he had hired an attorney.</p>
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		<title>Care does not include sex &#8211; Dutch nurses&#8217; union</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – A union representing Dutch nurses will launch a national campaign on Friday against demands for sexual services by patients who claim it should be part of their standard care. The union, NU&#8217;91, is calling the campaign &#8220;I Draw The Line Here,&#8221; with an advert that features a young woman covering her face [...]]]></description>
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AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – A union representing Dutch nurses will launch a national campaign on Friday against demands for sexual services by patients who claim it should be part of their standard care. The union, NU&#8217;91, is calling the campaign &#8220;I Draw The Line Here,&#8221; with an advert that features a young woman covering her face with crossed hands.</p>
<p>The union said in a statement on Thursday that the campaign follows a complaint it had received in the last week from a 24-year-old woman who said a 42-year-old disabled man asked her to provide sexual services as part of his care at home. The young woman witnessed some of the man&#8217;s other nurses offering him sexual gratification, the union said. When she refused to do the same, he tried to dismiss her on the grounds that she was unfit to provide care.</p>
<p>&#8220;This type of action is not part of the job responsibilities of carers and nurses,&#8221; NU&#8217;91 said. The case has been reported to police, the union added.<br />
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(Reporting by Ben Berkowitz, editing by Paul Taylor)</p>
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		<title>Man copies key on test drive, steals truck</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:09:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LINCOLN, Neb. – Police said a man did more than take a pickup for a spin during a test drive this week. Red Star Auto of Lincoln reported a pickup had been stolen Tuesday night or early Wednesday morning. The dealership&#8217;s owner said a 39-year-old man had taken the truck for a test drive earlier [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LINCOLN, Neb. – Police said a man did more than take a pickup for a spin during a test drive this week. Red Star Auto of Lincoln reported a pickup had been stolen Tuesday night or early Wednesday morning. The dealership&#8217;s owner said a 39-year-old man had taken the truck for a test drive earlier Tuesday.</p>
<p>Police believe the man stopped during the test drive to have a copy made of the truck&#8217;s key. He returned the truck to the lot, but police believe he stole it overnight using the duplicate key.</p>
<p>The dealership owner drove to the man&#8217;s address and found the truck parked about 10 blocks away.</p>
<p>Police arrested the man, and he was still in the Lancaster County jail Thursday morning. Charges had not been filed by early Thursday morning.</p>
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		<title>Followers of Florida man say they ingested snail mucus</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MIAMI – Devotees of a man claiming to practice a traditional African religion said they had to ingest the mucus of a Giant African Snail that sickened them. Federal authorities in January raided the Miami man&#8217;s home after receiving complaints. The man has not been criminally charged, but prosecutors and state and federal wildlife agencies [...]]]></description>
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MIAMI – Devotees of a man claiming to practice a traditional African religion said they had to ingest the mucus of a Giant African Snail that sickened them. Federal authorities in January raided the Miami man&#8217;s home after receiving complaints. The man has not been criminally charged, but prosecutors and state and federal wildlife agencies are investigating. The Giant African Snail is prohibited in the U.S. without special approval.</p>
<p>Experts said it devastates new ecosystems. The snail grows up to 10 inches long, can reproduce on its own and even can even eat plaster.  The man said he meant no harm, and his religion uses the snails in healing ceremonies.  Followers said they got violently ill, losing weight and developing strange lumps in their stomachs.</p>
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		<title>The world apocalypse is approaching, but it doesn’t have to be the end!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>escapeearth2012</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world as we know it will end December 21, 2012! Luckily you can save yourself and loved ones from the Earth’s apocalypse by booking your tickets now aboard the USS Ark 2012 escape ship. What is the USS Ark 2012, you ask? It is the one and only Earth escape spaceship that will provide [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The world as we know it will end December 21, 2012! Luckily you can save yourself and loved ones from the Earth’s apocalypse by booking your tickets now aboard the USS Ark 2012 escape ship. What is the USS Ark 2012, you ask? It is the one and only Earth escape spaceship that will provide safe passage to a new habitable planet in the event of Armageddon in 2012.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.escapeearth2012.com/">http://www.escapeearth2012.com/</a></p>
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		<title>Woman says her love handles saved her life</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 09:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. – A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman&#8217;s Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.wastednews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/love_handles_shooting_njatl101.jpg"><img src="http://www.wastednews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/love_handles_shooting_njatl101.jpg" alt="" title="Love Handles Shooting" width="399" height="258" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1331" /></a>ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. – A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman&#8217;s Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side. Atlantic City police said Frazier was an innocent bystander.<span id="more-1330"></span></p>
<p>Detective Lt. Charles Love said the gunman was aiming for a man who escaped with a bullet hole in his down jacket.  The suspect remains at large.  Frazier told The Press of Atlantic City that &#8216;I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life.&#8221;  Frazier also told the newspaper that she had been &#8220;hollering&#8221; that she wanted to lose weight. She now said &#8220;I want to be as big as I can if it&#8217;s going to stop a bullet.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Information from: The Press of Atlantic City, http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com</p>
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		<title>Huge knowledge in various topics</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:32:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nasionko269</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lot of news in one internet area including many problems from cars, blogging, hobbies, through finance issues, gambling, beauty, kitchen to wedding planning. The whole knowledge in one page. Very precise and useful for each reader. Many interesting articles for instance: Nowadays cars could typically be expected to pass the 200,000 miles marked in [...]]]></description>
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<p>Nowadays cars could typically be expected to pass the 200,000 miles marked in consistenced car maintenance. Within prices of automobiles, everybody can want to protect that expences by performing current maintenance. If somebody could make a lot of the work ourselfes, you should save a lot of money in labor. Investment in a good set of tools and choose very good parts when performing your <a href="http://www.auto-jarmark.pl">auto</a> mobile maintenance.keeping. </p>
<p>LowVery low APR <a href="http://www.newsarea.eu">credit cards</a> is more prevalent then it was in the past. Competition is very hard and also credits banking institutions offer many tempting benefits, rewards, profits, incentives low yearly per-cente fix (APR) and other spurs. They would like to capture new clients who have never had a credit card and also these who already has credit cards and would like to earn money by transferring the balance of this card on to their new low APR cards. </p>
<p>Depending on your personal preferences and the liking of our wife or husband-to-be, a wedding process can take anywhere from 4 months to 3 years to plan. If for example one step in the wedding planning is missed, the all wedding could be collapsed. To avoid this situation you must create wedding checklist in order to ensure all things will go relating to plan on your big event. </p>
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		<title>Why the Republicans are Making it Hard to be a Supervillain.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:12:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crimson Nematode</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A supervillain complains that the Republicans are putting him out of work.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew going into this profession that it was never going to be easy. Sure, the early days on the job I would don my mask, run into a bank waving around an experimental plasma ray gun, and then promptly get tackled by bank security. Other days I’d just be walking back from the market, only to have the snot beaten out of my by a meddling do-gooder. I would come home with broken bones, bruised ribs, black eyes, but no matter what happened to me, no matter how much life got me down, no matter how bleak things got, I knew that I would preserver. With hard work, grit and more determination than I knew I had, I worked my way up from obscurity and became the villain I am today, well respected amongst my minions and relatively feared.<br />
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Then things started getting hard. The economy was to blame, partially, but that wasn’t the only problem. Suddenly CNN wasn’t reporting about my misdeeds, you couldn’t find Arianna Huffington writing scathing articles about the exploits of the Crimson Nematode. Do you think you could find my threats to destroy the moon on Reddit? Not a chance. Suddenly I was living in the shadow of a greater evil, one that had previously been in power of the more powerful country on the planet, in control of nuclear weapons and an army large enough to topple sovereign nations. Now that they are out of power they have become bitter, enraged, and in some cases, straight out nutty.</p>
<p>I’m looking at you GOP, I’m looking at all of you republicans that are making it harder for a super villain to get work because you’re putting a corner stone on all the evil, what with your hatred of Health care, hatred of gays and just your general hatred.</p>
<p>I’m not even sure when it started, maybe it was all the desperate attempts at subverting the public’s trust in Barack Obama during the election. Instead of actually focusing on strengthening their own platform and policies, they decided to seed doubt, distrust and fear into the American public. Who really cared what John McCain’s policies in regards to the struggling economy were when the voters were really concerned as to whether or not Obama was a secret, Israel hating, commie-Nazi from Kenya? And even though they didn’t win the election, their conspiracy theories did struck a note with the already paranoid and xenophobic Right, and within no time the Good Old Party had managed to amass itself a sizeable cult following.</p>
<p>And now they’re not even trying to be subtle with their villainy. 30 Republican senators voted against an amendment that would punish military contractors that restrict their employees from taking workplace sexual assault, battery and discrimination cases to court. I’m bad, but seriously, you’re going to vote against an anti-rape bill? That’s pretty evil, even by my standards. Even worse, the republicans are getting upset because the president won a peace prize? I don’t know if they’re upset because they think he’s done nothing to earn the award, they’re just being needlessly partisan, or if they secretly just hate peace. There have even been conferences and mumbled sabre rattlings in regard to instigating a military coup &#8211; they want to overthrow the world’s most powerful nation: That’s villainous ambition that us little guys just cant compete with!</p>
<p>It’s not easy being a super villain. We’re hated by our enemies, hated even more by our peers, and it’s almost impossible to walk down the street without getting accosted by an up and coming super-hero who wants to prove himself. The hours suck and we don’t get any kind of government assistance. Forget about ever getting a steady side job or a girlfriend. Now we have to deal with the Republican party strong arming us out of work.</p>
<p>I have to concede though, their plan to poison the country’s water supply with copious amounts of tea is a stroke of genius, what will they think of next?</p>
<p>-The Crimson Nematode</p>
<p>Struggling Super Villain.</p>
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		<title>Beyonce stirs Islamist ire in Malaysia again</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) – Malaysia&#8217;s opposition Islamist party wants U.S. pop star Beyonce to cancel a planned concert in this Southeast Asian country, two years after it prevented the singer from performing, citing moral issues. Foreign acts often draw protests by the Pan Malaysian Islamic Party (PAS), whose youth wing succeeded in forcing Beyonce to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) – Malaysia&#8217;s opposition Islamist party wants U.S. pop star Beyonce to cancel a planned concert in this Southeast Asian country, two years after it prevented the singer from performing, citing moral issues.</p>
<p>Foreign acts often draw protests by the Pan Malaysian Islamic Party (PAS), whose youth wing succeeded in forcing Beyonce to cancel a 2007 concert and sought last year to prevent Canadian singer Avril Lavigne from performing in this mainly Muslim country of 27 million people.<span id="more-1258"></span></p>
<p>&#8220;We are against western entertainment that promotes hedonism. We do not want our youth to be misled,&#8221; said Ahmad Sabki, vice-president of PAS Youth, was quoted as saying in Thursday&#8217;s New Straits Times newspaper.</p>
<p>Malaysia&#8217;s image as a moderate Muslim country has been hit by the recent sentencing to caning of a woman caught drinking beer.</p>
<p>Beyonce is due to perform in Malaysia on October 25 for the first time, if she is allowed, as part of a global tour, the newspaper said.</p>
<p>Earlier this month, Malaysia initially banned Muslims from attending a concert by U.S. hip-hop band The Black Eyed Peas, which was sponsored by Guinness, one of the brands owned by the world&#8217;s biggest spirits group Diageo.</p>
<p>The ban was reversed, but a senior official said it was up to the individual&#8217;s &#8220;better judgment&#8221; to attend the event.</p>
<p>PAS conservatism on cultural issues has caused problems for the three-member opposition alliance of which it is a part, said Zaid Ibrahim, a former law minister who is now a senior opposition politician.</p>
<p>&#8220;It is as if for PAS Youth, the effort to fight corruption, abuse of power and inciting racism is less important compared to the efforts to make sure the young who are just learning to love and wish to be entertained freely are obstructed from enjoying a little freedom,&#8221; Zaid wrote on his website</p>
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