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		<title>The world apocalypse is approaching, but it doesn’t have to be the end!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The world as we know it will end December 21, 2012! Luckily you can save yourself and loved ones from the Earth’s apocalypse by booking your tickets now aboard the USS Ark 2012 escape ship. What is the USS Ark 2012, you ask? It is the one and only Earth escape spaceship that will provide [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woman says her love handles saved her life</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. – A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman&#8217;s Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Huge knowledge in various topics</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lot of news in one internet area including many problems from cars, blogging, hobbies, through finance issues, gambling, beauty, kitchen to wedding planning. The whole knowledge in one page. Very precise and useful for each reader. Many interesting articles for instance: 
Nowadays cars could typically be expected to pass the 200,000 miles marked in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why the Republicans are Making it Hard to be a Supervillain.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A supervillain complains that the Republicans are putting him out of work.]]></description>
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		<title>Beyonce stirs Islamist ire in Malaysia again</title>
		<description><![CDATA[KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) – Malaysia&#8217;s opposition Islamist party wants U.S. pop star Beyonce to cancel a planned concert in this Southeast Asian country, two years after it prevented the singer from performing, citing moral issues.
Foreign acts often draw protests by the Pan Malaysian Islamic Party (PAS), whose youth wing succeeded in forcing Beyonce to cancel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Family Piggy Bank &amp; Car Theft</title>
		<description><![CDATA[BRONSON, Fla. – Authorities believe a man stole his 28-year-old son&#8217;s car and took money from his grandson&#8217;s piggy bank. According to a Levy County Sheriff&#8217;s Office news release, Ronald Joyner was arrested Monday and charged with grand theft auto and petty theft. Jail records indicate that Joyner was being held on $6,000 bond Tuesday.
Joyner&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Getaway Cab for Bank Robbery</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ROSELLE, N.J. – Police said a New Jersey man who told a cab driver to stop at a bank so he could take out some money failed to mention that he was going to rob it. Michael Restaino Jr. was arrested shortly afterward Monday when a police officer stopped the cab he was riding in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Highway Patrol trooper delivers baby</title>
		<description><![CDATA[LINCOLN, Rhode Island – A Rhode Island state trooper responding to a call of a medical emergency on a highway has helped deliver a baby in a pickup truck.  Police say trooper Matthew Salisbury arrived early Wednesday on Route 146 in Lincoln, a small town ranked among Money magazine&#8217;s 100 Best Places to Live.
Salisbury [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;ve got mail and an STD in Brazil</title>
		<description><![CDATA[RIO DE JANEIRO – You&#8217;ve got mail — and possibly an STD. The Brazilian Health Ministry has created a Web site to let people inform partners they&#8217;ve got a sexually transmitted disease via an e-mailed virtual postcard.  The official in charge of the ministry&#8217;s STD and AIDs programs notes that many people have a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fake Disabled Man of Craigslist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[MELBOURNE, Fla. – A Florida woman was duped into changing diapers and providing care for a man she met through Craigslist who feigned disabilities. Turns out the man who hired Janet Schulte to look after an adult brother with diminished mental capacity was the same guy she bottle-fed and treated like a child for 3 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Driving School Teacher get Drunk Driving Charge</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. – The owner of an Albuquerque driving school has been charged with driving while intoxicated after crashing his car. Police said the man was arrested Aug. 6 after he crashed his car in Rio Rancho. Police spokesman John Francis said when officers responded, the man had &#8220;an odor of intoxication on his breath; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nazi slogan is legal in English</title>
		<description><![CDATA[BERLIN (Reuters) – Nazis slogans banned in Germany may be legal if they are translated from German into English, one of the country&#8217;s highest courts has ruled.
The Federal Court of Justice said it had rescinded a conviction against a man fined 4,200 euros ($5,993) for possessing 100 T-shirts due for sale emblazoned with the words [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ohio driver crash-thru pharmacy to get drugs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[TOLEDO, Ohio – Police say a masked man drove a stolen car through the front doors of a northern Ohio clinic and down the hallway before ramming into a pharmacy desk and stealing drugs.
Toledo police say security cameras recorded the robbery shortly after 3 a.m. Monday.  The car was found burned behind a Toledo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Widow sells husband&#8217;s tomb above Marilyn Monroe</title>
		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – An American widow is selling her husband&#8217;s burial spot directly above film legend Marilyn Monroe so that she can pay off her mortgage.  Elsie Poncher has put an advert on eBay to auction off the tomb in Westwood Village Memorial Park, Los Angeles.
&#8220;Here is a once in a lifetime and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poison in salad</title>
		<description><![CDATA[BERLIN (Reuters) – A customer shopping at a discount supermarket store in Germany found stems of a poisonous weed in mixed salad bags, triggering concerns about potential health risks, the store said.
Traces of senecio vulgaris or common groundsel, that can cause extensive liver damage if ingested in large amounts, were discovered by a customer with [...]]]></description>
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