Police said a man called 911 and reported a robbery after a gas station employee refused to give him his money back for an unopened box of condoms.
Police said officers responded quickly to the call on Sunday and found a gas station worker who fit the description of the robber given by the caller.
Police said the 21-year-old man told them he called 911 and made the bogus report to help him get his money back.
Police charged him with making a false report.
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Information from: The Record of Bergen County, http://www.northjersey.com

You just can’t make this stuff up. An unopened box of condoms? There are just some things you shouldn’t return. That’s way up there on the list. Plus, the personal statement it makes about you – it says – I couldn’t get laid OR I was drunk and I couldn’t get it up AND I’m an a**hole who has no hope of sex before these things disintergrate.
ROTFLMAO in New Jersey.