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	<title>Comments on: Man denied refund for condoms accused of calling 911</title>
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		<title>By: Guy</title>
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		<description>You just can&#039;t make this stuff up. An unopened box of condoms? There are just some things you shouldn&#039;t return. That&#039;s way up there on the list. Plus, the personal statement it makes about you - it says - I couldn&#039;t get laid OR I was drunk and I couldn&#039;t get it up AND I&#039;m an a**hole who has no hope of sex before these things disintergrate.

ROTFLMAO in New Jersey.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You just can&#8217;t make this stuff up. An unopened box of condoms? There are just some things you shouldn&#8217;t return. That&#8217;s way up there on the list. Plus, the personal statement it makes about you &#8211; it says &#8211; I couldn&#8217;t get laid OR I was drunk and I couldn&#8217;t get it up AND I&#8217;m an a**hole who has no hope of sex before these things disintergrate.</p>
<p>ROTFLMAO in New Jersey.</p>
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